The Coolest Car Ever

This car from the 2005 Tokyo Motor Show is clearly, the best car in the world. Look at it! The top pod section actually turns also! More here.

Classified under: Tokyo Motor Show,cars

Mike Tyson to return to video games

Acording to GamesIndustry.biz the world's favourite boxer/rapist/cannibal is returning to video games. Unlike his debut 20 odd years ago in Mike Tyson's Punch Out, this game has the gamer playing the role of one of the world's foremost boxers. I'm crossing my fingers for an ear eating mini game or DS like mic compatibility where you can create your own bizzare Tyson sound bites.
Classified under: Mike Tyson,games

The Nightmare Before Fitzmas

In this wonderful parody of the classic children's poem, we see what is happening the day before the grand jury is set to expire.

For those Candians who may not be following things, Patrick Fitzgerald is the special prosecuter appointed to investigate the outing of CIA agent Valerie Plame by columnist Robert Novak. After a two year investigation and interviews with several high Bush administration officials (including Bush and Cheney), conventional wisdom is that Cheney's chief of staff I. "Scooter" Libby and top Bush advisor Karl Rove are prime targets. Tomorrow (Friday, October 28), the grand jury is set to expire and so Fitzgerald must name any he intends to indict. Some on the left have dubbed this day "Fitzmas."

There are plenty of in jokes in the comic. I'll explain them in comments so as not to give anything away.

Classified under: politics, Valerie Plame

2000 US Soldiers have died in Iraq

In response to this occasion (and not to underplay the hundreds of other soldiers and non-Iraqi citizens and the tens of thousands of Iraqi citizens), some people held press confereces, others held candelight vigils, and one artist asked a simple question.


For a larger version so you can see all the names, click on the link.

Classified under: Iraq

The Latest in Wal-Mart's Reign of Evil

Anyone who knows me knows that I cannot stand that bloated multi-national corporations that offers the lowest prices at the expense of, well, everyone. For whatever reason, I feel the need to make the world aware of their latest injustice.

Classified under: Wal-Mart,

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Classified under: technorati

Lego Acquires the Batman License

"Our experience shows that combining the right property with the construction play pattern is a formula for success, so we are thrilled to be working with Warner Bros. Consumer Products on the Batman property," says Jill Wilfert, Vice President Global Partnership and Alliance Management for LEGO Group. "Not all stories translate to construction, but the Batman setting, characters and focus on gadgets and vehicles allow us to create authentically detailed, functional and fun models that will have strong appeal and play value for children and adult collectors alike.

I love how they acknowledge that, straight off the bat (excuse the pun) that Batman isn't really construction based. That said, this will allow fanboys to recreate their favourite fanfiction masterpieces like Batman versus Bionicle versus Harry Potter in the dinosaur era. You can't put a price tag on that.,
Classified under: Batman,lego

Smallville Becoming Porn

I don't watch Smallville. I haven't since the first season. And not that Smallville was ever a paragon of television realism, they're starting to turn it into the plot of a cheap 70s porno. Check out what's up for the next episode:

"Clark (Tom Welling) and Jonathan (John Schneider) are thrilled when Jake Jennings (guest star Tom Wopat), Jonathan's oldest friend, rolls into the Kent farm looking for their support in his campaign for re-election to the senate. However, after a young girl named Melissa (guest star Sarah Mutch) turns up dead, it is revealed that she was a stripper and Jennings' mistress, which makes him the prime suspect. Searching for answers, Chloe (Allison Mack) convinces Lois (Erica Durance) to go undercover as a stripper, but things take a dangerous turn when Lois gets kidnapped by a diplomat's son (guest star Woody Jeffreys) who intends to sell her into slavery."

The only thing missing is Lana Lang working out an alternate way to pay the pizza delivery guy... with sexy results.

Classified under: Smallville

Prussian Blue - the racist Olsen Twins

Known as "Prussian Blue" — a nod to their German heritage and bright blue eyes — the girls from Bakersfield, Calif., have been performing songs about white nationalism before all-white crowds since they were nine.

"We're proud of being white, we want to keep being white," said Lynx. "We want our people to stay white … we don't want to just be, you know, a big muddle. We just want to preserve our race."

They're so cute, it's a shame they're fucking bigots that should be boot-stomped to death. Their shirts are funny though. More news here.

Classified under: Prussian Blue,racism

What do you get....

When you combine a landscaper, a sculptor and a hentai artist?

This


Trust me..a LOT more in the link

The ending to Bomberman revealed

Am I the only one who is utterly perplexed by this?
Classified under: games,

How Babies Are Made

My friend Jordan Culley sent me this... Jeez it's great. More in link. Enjoy.



Classified under: sex education,webjunk

Beatles Rubber Soul 40th Anniversary Tribute Album

Pitchfork has reported that there will be a 40th anniversary of Rubber Soul tribute album coming out and the track listing looks formidable.

01 Drive My Car - The Donnas
02 Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) - The Fiery Furnaces
03 You Won't See Me - Dar Williams
04 Nowhere Man - Low
05 Think for Yourself - Yonder Mountain String Band
06 The Word - Mindy Smith
07 Michelle - Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals
08 What Goes On - Sufjan Stevens
09 Girl - Rhett Miller
10 I'm Looking Through You - Ted Leo
11 In My Life - Ben Lee
12 Wait - Ben Kweller
13 If I Needed Someone - Nellie McKay
14 Run for Your Life - Cowboy Junkies

I've listened to the Fiery Furnaces cover already, and can attest it's good. *VERY* Fiery Furnaces-y, barely Beatles-y. But it works. And with folks like Sufjan Stevens, Ben Kweller, Ted Leo and The Donnas on this, it looks to be great.

Classified under: Beatles,music

Enumclaw: home of the Washington Sex Farm

I stole this from the new issue of Rolling Stone, but I haven't seen it mentioned before on the internerd, so I thought that I'd share this with you guys.

A very disturbing story as a Seattle man has died following a bizarre case of bestiality.

Detectives are investigating the possibility an Enumclaw farm was the base for a ring that abuses animals for sex. And what they've done is not illegal in Washington State.

The emphasis is mine. And how did the man die? "Acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon". In other words, the horse fucked the guy to death. You can read about this story here and here. It pretty much goes without saying it's not read for those with weak stomaches.
Classified under: sex,news,beastiality

EB: Why it sucks

my store we kept a lot of those pre-owned consoles in the restroom. Do you know how nasty it was to see some Gamecubes, PS2s and XBOXs sitting in a plastic bag near the toilet with dried piss on them? And guess what? Lots of those pissy Gamecubes, PS2s, and XBOXs got quickly wiped off and sold to customers...at X-mas time. Little Tommy wakes up on X-mas morning and plays with his PissBOX, PeeS2, or Toiletcube and everything is just great in the world.

With Gamestop and EB merging into a new hyper corporation, it'll be safe to assume that customer service like this will be the par for the upcoming future. It's too bad that there isn't many indie gaming shops like record or movie shops. That would be some fierce shit.
Classified under: gaming,Electronic Boutique

Frapper! yourself

Frapper's basically a map that shows everyone's location...that is if you choose to add yourself to the MKZ specific frapper. I guess in someway this is a great way to stalk our usual viewers, or at least narrow it down to a city foryou non-americans. So add your location and join the MKZ frapper map.


Classified under: frapper, maps

Li'l Markie!

A long time ago we posted a link to the disturbing pro-life Christian song Diary of an Unborn Child by a creepy fat man that sounds like he's ingested enough helium to float to the sun. His name? Li'l Markie. Ignore the hypocrasy of a giant man calling himself li'l and follow the link to WFMU's Beware of the Blog to hear MANY more of his songs. Such Christian classics as Use Me and Story of An Alcoholic Father/Something's Happened To Daddy.

Classified under: Christian music,MP3,webjunk

Epileptic Subjected to 54 Years in Asylum

More than half-a-century ago, Machal Lalung was thought to be insane and sent to a mental asylum in India's remote northeast.

A few months ago, he was set free after the National Human Rights Commission found that healthcare authorities had made a mistake and Lalung suffered only from epilepsy.

More here.

Institutionalized under: news

Spoon's "Two Sides of Monsieur Valentine" music vid

A great little music video from one of my favorite bands on Earth: Spoon.

Classified under: music video,Spoon,cross-dressing

Bryan Lee O'Malley's Monica Beetle

We at MKZ are uber fond of Bryan Lee O'Malley's creation Scott Pilgrim. It's no doubt the Generation X of our generation. For O'Malley completists, he's releasing a copy of his short comic, Monica Beetle into the the internet wild for our consumption. Although it's not directly related to the Scott Pilgrim universe, O'Malley suggests that the protagnonist, Vincent, is Scott's father and had wild adventures comparable to Scott's in the 70s.
Classified under: comics,Brian Lee O'Malley

Power Rangers: Rolling Bomber Special

It is part of a series of short films created by the Japanese boy band SMAP (thus at the very end you see an "SSF" logo, which stands for "SMAP Short Films"). Originally airing on their TV show "SMAP x SMAP", a DVD was released with these movies in 2001--apparently, this movie's pretty old.

I tried to search for more of these movies, and all I found was a forum containing a discussion on this film and "Bus Panic," another one of their films that is supposedly funnier than "Rolling Bomber Special."

Classified under: Power Rangers Parody, Rolling Bomber Special, Power Rangers Humour, Humour, SMAP

Become a Republican

Flash cartoon. It's sarcastic though, so don't actually become a Republican. That would be fucktarded.

Classified under: webjunk,politics

MP3 Breast Implants

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

Classified under: MP3,breasts,science

Jack Thompson: the video game

Recently, batshit anti video games lawyer Jack Thompson made a modest proposal to the video game industry. He promised ten grand to donate to charityto any game developer that created a game that features an out of control video game lawyer going on a killing spree against the industry. Someone took him up on his offer and is currently awaiting the money for charity. Who wants to bet that he's going to weasel his way out of it citing satire or a joke?
Classified under: games,Jack Thompson

Frightening! Google Seppuku

This is how google seppuku works. You take a bunch of random Japanese characters and look for the strangest results. Sometimes you get rather "innocent" pictures like this. Other times, you want to wash your eyes out. Props to Heather, who likes to rape my eyeballs. You are a sick, sick sick girl.
Classified under: Japan,webjunk

Crack Squirrels!

"I was chatting with my neighbour who told me that crack users and dealers sometimes use my front garden to hide bits of their stash.

"An hour earlier I'd seen a squirrel wandering round the garden, digging in the flowerbeds.

"It looked like it knew what it was looking for.

"It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot but it kept on desperately digging.

"It was almost as if it was trying to find hidden crack rocks."

Crack squirrels are a recognised phenomena in the US.

Makes you wonder if meth crows are recognised here in Canada.
Classified under: drugs,

Just what every kid wants to play with

No kid can accurately play airport without a security checkpoint playset! Now you too can simulate having to take your shoes off and being forced to throw away nail clippers when going through security.

Courtesy Atrios.

Classified under: toys, homeland security

Reports of Smurf Genocide slowly leak their way to the internet

It seems to have been a pretty violent weekend for children's entertainment. First Wallace and Gromit die like witches in a fire and now the Smurf Genocide has begun. That's smufed up. Next thing you know and you'll be hearing about the beheading and rape of Miss Peggy. It's only a matter of time, you know.
Classified under: genocide,Smurfs

Wallace and Gromit killed in blaze

It seems to be a bittersweet weekend for claymatic duo Wallace and Gromit. On the upside, their full length feature came out this Friday to scorching hot reviews. On the downside, they were brutally killed in a horrific fire. Barring zombification, it looks like a sequel to the Curse of the Were-Rabbit will be doubtful.
Classified under: Wallace and Gromit,

The Bizzare GameFAQs phone sex thread

If you're a nerd in the know, you should be well aware that the GameFAQs message boards are filled inane posting by bored teens talking about how l33t they are. This is why the phone sex thread is so precious. Instead of declaring their love via their email, they decided to use an abandoned GameFAQs message board to relay messages to each other. Besides references to kinky phone sex, you get "I'm a sad nerd!" posts like these.

I am so sick of being lonely..haven't I suffered enough in life? Where is my female knight in ****ing shining armor? Where is this supposed blossomed rose who appreciates me as much as I appreciate her? What the ****? Is this just some sort of twisted game of procreation? Don't soulmates count anymore? Or are we just pawns in a game of "****-me chess"? I am so sick and tired of attractive people hooking up and contributing to a ****ed-up mongoloid gene pool...flesh and fantasy are all but a facade of our deepest desires now...doesn't intense carnal craving PLUS intelligent conservation count for anything anymore?!?

Or how about this?

Me...I am suffering at work. I got very little sleep (*wink wink*) last night, I just kinda laid around all day and watched college football at my friend's house that I am watching for the weekend. Then I got motivated and cleaned up the place for the party I'm throwing tomorrow night. I got talked into watching 'Constant Gardener' with a friend and thoroughly enjoyed it. But now I am at work and I am EXTREMELY tired and grumpy...

(don't worry, I won't take it out on you :P)

C'est l'amour, tout la monde! C'est l'amour!
Classified under: phone sex,love

Cheap Celebrity Tippers

I can't believe I'm doing this. Celebrity gossip, what am I thinking... Any way, kinda funny stuff. Sean Penn... what an asshole.

Sean Penn - $450.00 / $0.00
"Sean Penn is in New Orleans filming & came into my restaurant with 3 other people. Waited on them hand and foot. The bill $450.00 - the tip: none. Cheapskate."

Kirsten Dunst
$223.00 / $0.00
She smelled, badly. She wasn't even coherent. The guy she was with had to order for her. Bitches didn't leave a tip!

More here.

Classified under: celebrities,webjunk

And Thought That R Kelly Was Bad: True Crime From Thailand

he entertainer/celebrity Peng Chia-chia was at a party. While under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs, he masturbated over a woman. The act was recorded by a mobile phone-camera. The woman is alleged to be the niece of a gang boss. Afterwards, there was an issue with compensation for the 'shame' inflicted on the woman, who had been intoxicated and unconscious at the time. Peng tried to ask other gang bosses to intercede and eventually paid some money. The reported amount varied from NT$3 to NT$90 million. That is the gist of the matter. But why did the reported money amount varied so much?

The most common version (see China Times) was that Peng had negotiated for NT$20 million and he gave the money to an intermediary, the singer Bingo Guo. However, Guo stuffed NT$17 million into his own pockets and passed along only NT$3 million. The gang boss was insulted and sent men to beat up Bingo Guo. He also told Peng to pay up. When Peng told him that his intermediary had pocketed the money, the gang boss said "That's too bad, but I still want my money."

The moral of this story is, naturally, don't masturbate on the boss of mafia bosses when you're intoxicated and they're unconcious. But this should go without saying.

Classified under: crime,

All-Star Superman!

Newsarama has got an 8-page preview of Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely's upcoming All-Star Superman! Includes the most succinct origin retelling EVER. Click here.

Classified under: Superman,Grant Morrison,comics